Senin, 21 Maret 2011

Poll Result: who's your favourite Irish TV character?


Last week, to celebrate St Patrick's Day, I asked you to vote for your favourite Irish TV character. I forgot to include Nathan from Misfits, and there was some debate about the Irishness of Merlin's Morgana, but I think we overcame those issues. Plenty of people voted for Nathan as their own "other vote", and Morgana means "queen" in Old Irish – so isn't that proof the character's from the Emerald Isle? There were 84 votes, with the results below:

NO VOTES
Burn Notice's Fiona Glenanne, CSI Miami's Horatio Caine, 30 Rock's Jack Donaghy, Boardwalk Empire's Margaret Schroeder, Mrs Brown from Mrs Brown's Boys, Mrs Doyle from Father Ted, Lights Out's Patrick O'Leary, In Treatment's Paul Weston, Mad Men's Peggy Olson & Scrubs' Perry Cox.

7. Elizabeth Bishop, Morgana, Tommy Gavin, Bernard Black – 2.38%
Only a few votes for Fringe's sympathetic grieving mother Elizabeth (Orla Brady), which is still pretty good, considering she's only appeared in a few episodes; a disappointing response for the jewel-eyed Morgana (Katie McGrath) from Merlin; a few people seemed to like an Irish-American in a fireman's uniform, voting for Rescue Me's Tommy Gavin; and there was mild love for irascible bookseller Bernard Black (Dylan Moran) from Black Books.

6. Father Jack, Jimmy McNulty, Miles O'Brien – 4.76%
What a cross-section of Irishmen! The swearing, disgusting sexist Father Jack (Frank Kelly) from Father Ted; the dependable Baltmore cop Jimmy McNulty (Dominic West) from The Wire; and Star Trek's tetchy engineer Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney.)

5. Angel/Liam – 7.14%
I didn't think there would be a big response for Angel (David Boreanaz), as I've never been struck by the Irishness of the character. Maybe the Joss Whedonites grabbed the poll?

4. John Mitchell – 9.52%
A timely vote for Irish vampire Mitchell (Aidan Turner), who I'm sure causes plenty of swooning around the land whenever Being Human's on. The fact he's a vampire will only add to his teenage appeal.

3. Father Dougal & Nathan Young – 11.9%
Another Father Ted alum in the childlike Father Dougal (Ardal O'Hanlon), joined by the motormouthed teen delinquent Nathan (Robert Sheehan) from Misfits. The fact Nathan wasn't actually part of my list of possibilities makes his third-place ranking even more impressive.

2. Roy Trenneman – 16.67%
He's the lazy IT technician from The IT Crowd, and many of you really believe Roy (Chris O'Dowd) represents all that's great about Ireland. I won't argue.

1. Father Ted – 19.05%
A deserved win for Father Ted Crilly (the late Dermot Morgan), who provided us with many laughs in the '90s over three series of popular Anglo-Irish sitcom Father Ted. The real winner of this poll is writer Graham Linehan, who wrote for four characters in the top 6.

TV Picks: 21-27 March 2011 ('Fringe', 'Midsomer Murders', 'Opinionated With Frank Skinner', 'Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena', 'V', 'White Van Man', 'Women In Love', etc.)

'Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena' - Sky1, Monday, 10PM

MONDAY 21st
Everything & Nothing (BBC4, 9pm) Documentary on the size, scale and scope of the universe. (1/2)
Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena (Sky1, 10pm) Prequel miniseries to the violent action drama Blood & Sand, telling the earlier story of gladiator trainer Quintus Batiatus. Starring John Hannah, Lucy Lawless, Jaime Murray, Dustin Clare, Manu Bennett, Peter Mensah & Marisa Ramirez. (1/6)

TUESDAY 22nd
Supersize Vs Superskinny Kids (Channel 4, 8pm) Series trying to increase the health of various children who are under or overweight. Presented by Dr Christian Jessen & dietician Usula Philpot. Continues every day until Friday. (1/4)
Katie: My Beautiful Friends (Channel 4, 9pm) Documentary about Katie Piper, who was facially scarred in an acid attack two years ago. (1/4)
Katie (Sky Living, 9pm) Fly-on-the-wall reality series following the glamour model's life.
Jade Changed My Life (Sky Living, 10pm) Documentary reflecting on the death of Big Brother star Jade Goody, who died of cervical cancer two years ago.
White Van Man (BBC3, 10.30pm) Sitcom about a handyman. Stars Will Mellor & Georgia Moffet. (1/6)

WEDNESDAY 23rd
Midsomer Murders (ITV1, 8pm) Return of the long-running murder mystery drama, with Neil Dudgeon replacing John Nettles as the lead.
The Truth About Lions (BBC2, 9pm) Documentary on the famous Marsh pride of the Masai Mara in East Africa.
Fringe (Sky1, 10pm) Season 3 of the US sci-fi drama resumes. Stars Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson & John Noble. (10/22)

THURSDAY 24th
Windfarm Wars (BBC2, 7pm) Documentary series about a global windfarm developer who's trying to build a windfarm in Devon.
The Blasters (Channel 5, 8pm) Documentary about a gang of demolition experts.
My Big Fat Fake Wedding (BBC1, 9pm) Panorama Special report about the world of fake marriages. Presented by Richard Bilton.
V (Syfy, 9pm) Season 2 of the US sci-fi drama. Starring Elizabeth Mitchell, Morena Baccarin, Charles Mesure, Joel Gretsch & Laura Vandervoort (1/10)
Women In Love (BBC4, 9pm) Drama adaptation of D.H Lawrence's novels "The Rainbow" and "Women In Love". Stars Rosamund Pike & Rachel Stirling. (1/2)
Russell Howard's Good News (BBC3, 10.30pm) New series of the satirical standup show. (1/8)

FRIDAY 25th
Promises, Promises, The Olympic Legacy (BBC1, 7.30pm) Documentary about the promises being made about the 2012 Olympic Games in London and its legacy for the UK.
Anna Nicole From The Royal Opera House (BBC4, 9pm) Opera based on the life of Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, who became a media superstar, married an elderly oil tycoon, and died of a drug overdose.
Opinionated With Frank Skinner (BBC2, 10pm) Series 2 of the topical comedy series, where comedian Frank Skinner discusses the week's news with his guests. This opener features Lee Mack & Miranda Hart. (1/6)

SATURDAY 26th
So You Think You Can Dance? (BBC1, 7.10pm) Series 2 of the dance competition. Hosted by Cat Deeley, with judges Nigel Lythgoe, Arlene Phillips, Louise Redknapp & Sisco Gomez. (1/12)
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Behind Closed Doors (ITV4, 8pm) Celebrity diary series following "The Muscles From Brussels" around Europe, as he prepares for a movie. (1/8)
Goldie's Band: By Royal Appointment (BBC2, 9pm) Documentary to find 12 young musicians from around the UK, to perform at Buckingham Palace, in the presence of Prince Harry. (1/3)

SUNDAY 27th
Nothing.

Minggu, 20 Maret 2011

'FRANKENSTEIN'S WEDDING'; the Creature's alive, but the live drama's dead


Stagger over to Obsessed With Film, where I've reviewed BBC3's FRANKENSTEIN'S WEDDING, the horror musical broadcast LIVE from Leeds' Kirkstall Abbey last night, starring David Harewood, Andrew Gower & Lacey Turner.

There’s a sudden appetite for Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" to become a transmedia spectacle. Filmmaker Danny Boyle is currently directing an adaptation of the classic Victorian novel for the National Theatre (with Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller alternating roles as Frankenstein and his Creature), which was also broadcast to selected cinemas around the world. And last night, BBC3 delivered the horror-musical Frankenstein's Wedding (an modern spin on Shelley’s masterpiece), which went out live to the nation from Leeds’ Kirkstall Abbey, where 12,000 people had gathered to be part of the performance. Continue reading...

Dan's Media Digest: 5 Years Young Today


Today, Dan's Media Digest celebrates its 5th birthday! Yes, I've been writing here, almost every single day, for five years. Hasn't time flown? I'm now in my 30s! That's scarier than it perhaps should be. A few remarkable stats:

30,000,000 words written (est.)
2,571,000 page hits (as of 20 Mar 11)
4,592 comments left (by myself)
4,350 posts published (est.)
2,045 TV episodes reviewed (est.)
I'm so pleased DMD still exists and remains popular with you good folk. Only this week new records were set thanks to my Ben Richards interview (160+ comments, a huge amount of Facebook/Twitter clicks*, incoming traffic from dozens of forums), so it's great to see DMD's still capable of attracting new readers. In 2011 I also unveiled the blog's second template revamp in its lifetime, and DMD3's new "clean blue-white" look appears to have gone down well, which is a blessed relief.

(* Actually, I just noticed my Glee competition was more popular on Twitter/Facebook, but this Outcasts interview is a respectable second.)

DMD: A Brief History

I first got into blogging after frequenting screenwriting some blogs in 2005; memorably those belonging to Danny Stack and Robin Kelly. Originally dismissive of the concept behind blogs (which sounded like "online diaries" to me), I was nevertheless inspired by the idea of communicating with likeminded folk in an easy way (i.e. no HTML coding headaches), so I decided to create my own!

Dan's Movie Digest (yes, you read that right) was born on 20 March 2006, as a blog focused on film reviews, news and occasional features.

However, I soon saw a gap in the market for a UK TV blog, while also noticing a problem competing with the existing movie blogs because I wasn't going to the cinema as often, or buying DVDs as regularly. The movie onus of DMD didn't feel as distinctive, so I decided to specialize with the more accessible TV.

I therefore changed the name of the blog to Dan's Media Digest -- handily keeping the "DMD" acronym! Clever, huh.

For some unexplained reason, DMD started to draw around 800 daily visitors in the late-summer of 2006, and by early-2007 that had increased to around 1000 hits each day. For a homespun personal blog, written from someone with no real reputation online as a "critic", it wasn't to be sniffed at.

From there, page-hits have snowballed every year. DMD now attracts between 90,000-130,000 visitors every month -- depending on what time of the year it is, or what I'm choosing to cover

5 Blogging Boosts

There have been many events and developments that have helped DMD improve and draw more of an audience since it began. The top 5 that spring to mind are:

Sony: The good folk at Greenroom were the first people to contact me about reviewing movies for their client, Sony Home Entertainment. A simple arrangement (reviews and competitions in exchange for links), it's been a fruitful and productive partnership. I know a few regulars here have benefitted from winning the occasional prize. (I still envy Matt getting his hands on a T-600 skull-case in the Terminator Salvation competition.)

Screeners: I've been trying to get access to screeners for a long time, and the breakthrough didn't come for any particular reason. It just happened, really. The BBC now send me screeners on request, although other broadcasters prefer to grant access to an online streaming service, which I don't really like using. I'm an A/V enthusiast, so a tiny window of low-quality audio/video, watched on a computer monitor, just doesn't appeal. I'm in believer in seeing TV the way it's intended to be seen: on a TV, ideally with surround sound and HD. I can't understand the appeal of watching TV shows on laptops or phones. So most of the time I hang fire for a regular broadcast still, with a few exceptions (i.e. shows I'm eager to see, or know will be tough to fit into my schedule at broadcast pace.)

Brushes with Celebrity: One memorable surprise was when James Griffin (creator of New Zealand's TV series Outrageous Fortune) unexpectedly left a comment on my review comparing his OF pilot to the US remake Scoundrels. He even asked questions and was genuinely interested in replies. DMD also helped get me some interviews with Doctor Who's Russell T. Davies, Matt Smith and Karen Gillan, in conjunction with some writing for Ain't It Cool News. All pretty cool stuff. I only wish I had more time to go chasing interviews like that, instead of having them fall in my lap! More recently, Ben Richards (Spooks, The Fixer) agreed to an interview about his sci-fi series Outcasts.

Obsessed With Film: I was head-hunted to run a TV section of OWF's revamped website in May 2010, but left after a month over creative differences. But then I rejoined with a different arrangement in September 2010 and things have gone a lot smoother. I now just post occasional TV news pieces and OWF get the exclusives on my pilot/premiere TV reviews. It's hard to be hands-off with developments at OWF sometimes, having spent so many years as editor-in-chief of this blog, and I sometimes have to bite my tongue over a few decisions made, but the opportunity has definitely seen my writing spread further online. There are many of times when a Google search for a particular TV review delivers something I wrote for OWF as the first item found worldwide, which is pretty cool.

One Million. DMD breaking through 1,000,000 hits was a notable day back in October 2009. I've been involved with a few online ventures since 1997, but nothing ever got beyond 10,000 hits before I'd shut them down, or get bored. DMD has been a much happier experience, probably because I'm older and wiser. Yes, it's true: the older you get, the more your experience, perspective and maturity has a positive effect on how you digest and process the media. Sorry if you're under-25, but it's just true. You'll agree when you're in your thirties, too.

I've always had a knack and passion for writing, but I can definitely pinpoint a "Eureka!" moment once DMD was becoming a success and I'd found my voice. The interesting thing is that it's still evolving. I'm my own worst critic, so I often read reviews that are only 6-12 months old and shake my head in disbelief, knowing I could do better today. That quest to improve is a big part of the driving force behind DMD, and I certainly hope I never hit a comfortable plateau.

Top 5 Commenters

I appreciate absolutely everyone's comments here, don't get me wrong, but there's a core group of people I consider "the regulars", who tend to comment nearly every day. Or if not, I know they're reading every day quite dutifully. And of that revered group, there's definitely a handful of diehard "veterans" who seem to have been coming here almost from the start of DMD back in 2005. Or maybe it just feels that way!

Bob. Or "The Bob With No Surname". Even his family refer to him this way. A Brit living abroad with a Dexter obsession. Prone to leaving comments of great length, which makes me feel extremely guilty if my response is anything less than four paragraphs long.

Matt Murrell. Winner of "Britain's Neatest Beard" (2007-2009), fan of The Wire, with a suspected fondness for penguins. Always leaving great comments that give me something to consider, or wish I'd thought to mention myself in the above post. Damn him.

Dom Robinson. Manchester's very own Nathan Barley? Umm, in a good way. I think. I spent a number of years reviewing movies at Dom's DVDFever website in the early-'00s. For some reason he can't resist me, so keeps commenting here.

Moretears. A Canadian, perfectly placed to criticize both UK and US media without bias. For some reason, I can't help thinking Moretears is a woman, which is what happens when you use gender-ambiguous usernames online. I hope she he doesn't mind.

RevViews. A fellow blogger who used to champion DMD in its very earlier days, which I was always very grateful for. Revs isn't quite as productive when it comes to comments these days, sadly, but I know he still reads, and he's well worth a mention for his earlier input and support.

Again, I had to pick 5, so apologies if you're also someone who comments here with regularity. I had to pick 5! Big thanks also to people like Laura, Jemmerzem, Alex, Readysetgo, David, ILikeTrees, Kristopher, Chris Howard, Neil, Natalia, Shelly, Kevin, Jozz, 4Leaf, etc. If this was DMD's 10th or 15th birthday, you'd probably have been included in this list. I'm sure you understand. If not, well, leave a mean comment below.

Regarding comments, the reason I value them is because people could easily leave their thoughts on other blogs with a larger audience. I guess the appeal of DMD is that your comment actually gets read by everyone (not skimmed over by 80% of readers), and people will generally reply. I know I always do my best to respond to as many comments as I can, which it's luckily still possible to do. Well, outside of that crazily-popular Outcasts interview thread!

So there's something to be said for blogs with undoubted popularity and some reach, but still a little quieter in the commenting stakes.

I also appreciate everyone helping draw people here, intentionally or not. It really does have an affect if you "like", "favourite", "share", or "re-tweet" posts, even if you don't get to see it happening. Rest assured, it does. You may just attract one person to this blog who may otherwise never have found it, and that person could in turn get 10 friends to start visiting. Etc, etc.

So, thanks everyone. It's been an amazing five years. I hope the next five are equally as good, if not better.

Sabtu, 19 Maret 2011

The Best of Comic Relief 2011


Do you remember when Comic Relief's fundraising was mostly restricted to buying silly red noses, cheap T-shirts and a novelty pop song in the run-up to the live telethon? That still happens, but these days you can't escape Comic Relief for weeks, sometimes months, before the big day itself, and it's subsidized by loads of celebrity-led specials. This year we've had the return of Let's Dance For Comic Relief every Saturday (celebs reenacting famous dances for phone votes), the Red Nose Desert Trek five-day endurance (celebs walk across Kenya for cash), Chris Moyles' Longest Ever Radio Show (52 hours, raising £2.6m from listeners), 24 Hour Panel People (David Walliams enduring a day-long marathon of panel show guesting), a week-long Comic Relief Does Glee Club special for kid's TV, and probably a few more I've forgotten.

Whatever happened to the days when the emphasis was on normal people sitting in baths of beans, or kids getting sponsored to wear their clothes on back-to-front at school? Times change, I guess. Or, more accurately, the emphasis gets shifted away from this homegrown fundraising, which no longer interests people watching TV at home. Our fame-hungry culture now has famous faces everywhere in the run-up to Red Nose Day, doing exciting things while raising their profile, or appearing in TV formats the public have been programmed to respond to by habitually punching digits into their phones.

But it works. RND has become more sophisticated and clever in how it goes about raising money. The various celebrity specials boost the totals to unprecedented levels, even in years where the nation's under financial pressure. Amazingly, RND11 became the charity's most successful evening ever, raising a whopping £74.3m (smashing 2009's total of £60m), despite the UK's rise in unemployment, increased VAT, and high fuel prices. We're such a generous nation, it's actually rather moving. And, of course, Friday's total will probably rise by another £20m throughout the year, as people forget Comic Relief's activities aren't restricted to one Friday evening in March.

A huge pat on the back if you donated some money! If you didn't why not do so? It's never too late. It really does make a huge difference to people's lives in the UK and Africa.

Below are some embedded videos of the evening's funniest sketches and spoofs, if you missed them, or don't happen to live in the UK. I've ranked them in descending order of amusement, which you may or may not agree with:

1. Smithy Saves Red Nose Day


The undoubted highlight of the evening for me. I don't even watch Gavin & Stacy to care about James Corden's character "Smithy", but he's become something of a fixture with Comic/Sport Relief, roping in A-list celebrities to participate in an extended sketch. This latest effort for RND11 was very funny, with Smithy called in by Lenny Henry and Richard Curtis to chair a meeting that will decide which celeb should be sent to Africa for Comic Relief. The conceit of having numerous celebs appear around a small oval table was simple but hugely effective. I'm not going to spoil the many surprises by letting you know exactly who appeared, you'll just have to watch it yourself. Excellent work, all round.

2. Alan Partridge: Comic Relief


Steve Coogan's Alan Partridge has been appearing on Comic Relief for donkey's years, so it just wouldn't be the same without an appearance from the Norfolk DJ who can't stop putting his foot in his mouth. This RND11 special continued in the same vein as his recent Mid Morning Matters webseries, featuring an explosive reaction to a nun. Funny stuff, worth watching just so you can contextualize Alan's phrase "you've got flecks on your wimple."

3. 'Doctor Who': "Space & Time"




I've already blogged about this year's charity special, so won't repeat myself here. Suffice to say, it was a very good "timey wimey" sketch with a double helping of Amy Pond. Great stuff!

4. Ant n' Dec's Big Red Nose Challenge


Popular presenters Ant n' Dec made a rare appearance outside of ITV, spending a day hijacking various TV and radio shows. A surprisingly funny effort from the Geordie duo, with a brilliant ending.

5. Peter Kay & Susan Boyle: "I Knew Him So Well"


Ever since his "(Is This The Way) To Amarillo" song became a surprise smash-hit, comedian Peter Kay has been the crowned king of the charity record. He reprised his transexual Geraldine McQueen character to duet with Britain's Got Talent phenomenon Susan Boyle on '80s classic "I Knew Him So Well." An amusing, accurate pastiche, and a decent cover of the song, but still the least hilarious offering Kay's given us.

6. Uptown, Downstairs Abbey




A timely spoof of Downton Abbey and Upstairs, Downstairs from Jennifer Saunders, Harry Enfield, Joanna Lumley, Sex & The City's Kim Catrall, Simon Callow, and an assortment of other famous faces. Fairly predictable with some weak jokes, but there were some well-observed moments (like how the music on Downton Abbey often intrudes on scenes.)

7. Fake That


Another very well-produced sketch, with Take That auditioning their own tribute act. Fake That were comprised of Alan Carr (Gary), James Corden (Mark), Catherine Tate (Jason), David Walliams (Howard) and John Bishop (Robbie.) In some ways it felt like a way to promote Take That's latest single, sure, but it was entertaining enough that I didn't care too much.

8. The Inbetweeners: Rude Place Name Challenge


The cast of E4's hit comedy The Inbetweeners were challenged to visit 50 places with the rudest names in Britian, in 50 hours. A smutty bit of harmless fun, on paper, but something of a bore in practice. It wouldn't surprise me if this was supposed to be a fullblown TV special, but then the makers realized the footage they were getting back over 50 hours was so unfunny it became filler for the live show. The hope was probably to see some of that Inbetweeners chemistry, for real, but it amounted to four young men driving around in a car stinking of farts.

9. Harry Hill's Autumnwatch


The big-collared comedian brings his madcap comedy to RND11, with a spoof of nature series Autumnwatch where the wildlife is comprised of kitsch/cheesy celebrities like Ronnie Corbett, Bernie Clifton and Lembit Opek. Pretty bland, uninspired japery from Harry Hill, aired early so the kids can have a giggle.

Did you find any of that funny? If so, please donate some money.

Jumat, 18 Maret 2011

Video: 'Doctor Who' does Comic Relief 2011


Together with the Christmas specials, it's become a tradition for Doctor Who to deliver a mini-episode during the BBC's three major telethons (Comic Relief, Sport Relief and Children In Need.) Keeping that custom alive, the excellent Steven Moffat-penned charity special "Space & Time" just aired on Red Nose Day, showing us what would happen if the TARDIS accidentally materialized within itself.

I like how Moffat uses these specials to tackle ideas that perhaps wouldn't fuel a normal-length episode, but instead scratch geeky itches. Oh, and who doesn't want to see two Amy Ponds flirting with each other? You can watch the very "timey-wimey" seven-minute video above and below.


Did you enjoy that? If so, why not donate some money to Comic Relief?

'BEING HUMAN' (USA) 1.5-1.9 catch-up


1.5 - "The End Of The World As We Knew It" (*½ out of four)
1.6 - "It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Wrong" (** out of four)
1.7 - "I See Your True Colors... And That's Why I Hate You" (**½ out of four)
1.8 - "Children Shouldn't Play With Undead Things" (*½ out of four)
1.9 - "I Want You Back (From The Dead)" (**½ out of four)
I stopped reviewing Syfy's Being Human after a month because the performances didn't really grab me, it was clashing with the BBC version (I only have mental space for one vampire/werewolf/ghost triumvirate), and the storylines were contentedly following in the original's footsteps. It was therefore hard to feel invested in a plot I knew the broad outcome of. It was becoming a weekly game of spot-the-difference, which was fun... but it got boring very quickly. But I've still been watching the show every week, and promised I'd chime in with more thoughts in the near-future. Now that Being Human has wrapped its third series in the UK, that time has come. So how has BH:USA progressed since I stopped reviewing it after episode 4?


Well, my general opinion hasn't altered that much from where I left off. It's funny seeing the show continue to "sex up" the characters (no offence to Sinead Keenan as Nina, but her counterpart Kristen Hager is more "conventionally attractive" as Nora), although the show still isn't as sharp and edgy as I'd like. There are moments when it comes close (like the scene where Josh's primal urges took over and he had doggy-style sex with Nora at work), but other times it backs away from genuinely surprising twists (such as the moment when Josh started to transform in front of Nora, which was revealed to be a lazy dream sequence.) It's mostly a cuter version of BH:UK with half an eye on the emo crowd (how many times was the Donnie Darko arrangement of "Mad World" played during episode 9?) Whenever it dares stray from the UK's core storylines, it's on instantly shakier ground -- like that dumb scene with Sally (Meaghan Rath) and a gathering of weird ghosts writing on hospital walls in luminous green, what, ectoplasm?


In a weird coincidence, both Being Human's had a "meet the parents" episode for Josh/George in the same week; and while Syfy's episode was a predictable farce, with Josh having to keep his lycanthropy a secret from his parents as a bad vampire prowled around outside trying to get in, the BBC's episode was a more imaginative story about a "dead" milquetoast father reacquainting with his secretive son. There's just more heart, creativity, and risks on the British show, which trumps the enviably higher production values of Syfy's remake. No spoilers here, but the events of BH:UK's series 3 finale alone would be almost unthinkable to reproduce in this Americanization.


And despite claims the Syfy version diverged from the UK version around mid-season, that's not wholly accurate. There are some differences and a few new subplots, but nothing substantial that's taken the show into uncharted territory. I think people have just forgotten the arcs of Being Human's first year. Annie's story with her killer ex, haunted love rival, and materializing engagement ring are identical. Aidan (Sam Witwer) even received a "vampire sex tape" that was accidentally seen by a little boy called Bernie in the neighbourhood, whom he took a shine to. A silly subplot stolen from the original I thought the remake would wisely avoid. No sign of Aidan being persecuted as a pedophile in the US version, predictably, and the sex tape itself was robbed of all creepiness because vamps in Syfy's remake have reflections. So it wasn't an eerie vampire snuff movie of a man being killed by what appears to be an "invisible woman", it was just a soft porn clip where a vampire lady smacks her bloodied lips at the camera lens. It's hard to understand why Aidan found it so titillating, really. Yes, I understand that Syfy are pitching the show to wider, slightly younger audience, so they can't be quite as gritty as the original. That's fine. But as someone who watches the original, you can't help comparing the two shows.


To its credit, the US version attempted to do something moderately interesting (with a Let The Right One In vibe), by having Bernie die in a car accident and return as a vampire (against Aidan's wishes), but that story was concluded within the hour! The idea of Aidan having to deal with a "son", whose very existence causes him greater pain than his untimely death, could have fuelled a run of episodes, so why drop it so soon?

The remake's still an entertaining show, if smothered by sappy guitar-based pop songs, pretentious voiceovers, and a tonality that's nowhere near as witty, creative and unpredictable as its British parent. It also seems to like keeping the core trio apart, each stuck in their own individual stories, with less emphasis on the idea these are three people who love and support each other.

As I keep saying, I'm sure Being Human's more of a treat for fans of the genre going in fresh, but I can't erase my memories of the original, and the show refuses to let me stop comparing the two because it's so slavish to the show I know and love.

Asides

  • If you haven't already heard, Syfy have recommissioned Being Human for a second season, as it's averaged 1.8m viewers over its run so far. That makes it their highest-rated winter series launch for six years.
  • Admittedly, Syfy's CGI werewolf is an enviable improvement on the BBC's "hairy-brown-carpet-suit" (see photo above.) That said, the remake's actual transformation scenes are still far less upsetting, intense and horrific.
  • Kristen Hager appeared in the monumentally atrocious Alien Vs Predator: Requiem. She can cram that skeleton into her closet all she likes, but it's not going anywhere.
  • I wonder if Aidan playing football soccer with Bernie was a nod to the show's British roots, or do American kids play soccer more than "catch" with baseballs these days? I also noticed a ghost wearing a Union Jack T-shirt at the hospital.